1 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,110 Eddie... 2 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,714 Can I wear Your jacket? 3 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:14,748 Thank you. 4 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:21,089 Howdy-do, My dewy-eyed doe. 5 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,926 Hey, nice outfit. 6 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:28,629 Been fixing Cuckoo clocks again? 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,863 Oh, you. 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,100 Hee hee hee. [snort] 9 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:36,036 Nope. There's big doin's Down at the polka hall. 10 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,739 We're planning this year's Polkapalooza. 11 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,474 Polkapa-what? 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,642 Polkapalooza. 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,412 Why, it's only chicago's Biggest polka event ever. 14 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,115 It's the woodstock Of polka. 15 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,949 Now, keep this Under your hat, 16 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:53,354 But I think we're gonna Get stosh kibbitz And the kibbitones. 17 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,525 Don't worry. Your secret's Safe with me. 18 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,594 So save next saturday For me, baby. 19 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,862 Why? 20 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,199 Well, don't ya Want to go to Polkapalooza with me? 21 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,402 I'd rather have A spinal tap. 22 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,604 Oh, but, laura, You have to go. 23 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:14,142 I even bought you This swell polka dress. 24 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:22,783 It's even been Scotchguarded to repel Kielbasa juice. 25 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,155 You know, that's Really tempting, 26 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:30,158 But I think I'll pass. 27 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,093 But, laura, this is Very important to me. 28 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:36,530 Steve, so is My dignity. 29 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,267 Now, laura, if We're going to have A successful relationship, 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,302 There's gonna have to be Some give and take here. 31 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,637 That means I do Everything you want, 32 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,807 And once a year, You do one thing I want. 33 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,944 Steve, I'll give you Anything else... 34 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,980 My car, My life savings, 35 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,515 Even a kidney, 36 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,717 But, please, Don't ask me To polka. 37 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,686 Uh-- 38 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,721 Oh, but, laura. Uh-- 39 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,240 Oh, hey, dad. 40 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,474 Hey, son. 41 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,878 Sorry I'm late For our gin game. 42 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,180 That's okay. 43 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,716 I passed the time by Playing solitaire. 44 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:29,683 Hey, guess what. 45 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,085 I was out today Looking at apartments. 46 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,120 Oh, why? 47 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,655 You thinking about Moving out? 48 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,358 Well, I mean, dad, I'm in the police Academy now, 49 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,293 And I'm gonna be A cop soon. 50 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,794 If I have to go on Stakeout or something, 51 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,363 The last thing In the world I want to hear 52 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:46,567 Is mom saying, "Don't forget to Take a sweater." 53 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,970 Besides, don't you think It's time I got out On my own anyway? 54 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:53,607 Well, son, Don't rush into it. 55 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,743 You know, you've Been living here For 21 years. 56 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,946 I'm just Getting used to Having you around. 57 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,147 Thanks, dad, 58 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:03,150 But, um, I already Found my apartment. 59 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,184 Oh, really? 60 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,320 Yeah. And it's Kickin', too. 61 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,056 It's got a great view, And it's not too far away. 62 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:13,026 Trust me--I'll be Back every week To borrow money. 63 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,263 No, son, I'm gonna miss you. 64 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,163 Can I come visit? 65 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,731 Heck, yeah. 66 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,766 Drop on anytime. 67 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,533 Okay. 68 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,902 Gin rummy, penny a point. 69 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:26,173 Uh, dad, if you don't mind, You think maybe we could, uh... 70 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,576 Up the stakes Just a little bit? 71 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,577 How much? 72 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,314 Well, I'm gonna be needin' Some stuff for 73 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,283 My new apartment And everything. 74 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,586 What do say that if I win, I get the tv, 75 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,954 If you win, you get To keep it, huh? 76 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,259 Nice try, edward. Cut. 77 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,165 Thanks for letting me Do your hair, laura. 78 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,602 This is great practice For my class. 79 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:58,572 Hey, I like The price--free. 80 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,575 And you'll be done Just in time for the Big polka hoedown. 81 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,178 Max, have you been Talking to steve? 82 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,749 Yeah. He begged me To beg you to go. 83 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:13,153 And you told him, Sorry, I'm due back On planet earth? 84 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,923 Nope. I think you should go. 85 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,491 What? Why? 86 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,427 Look, If you're gonna Date steve urkel, 87 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,029 You've got to Get into his world. 88 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,197 Max, you've Told me 100 times 89 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,699 That I'm crazy for Going out with steve. 90 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:26,934 That's right. 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,770 But you wouldn't Go on medication, So here we are. 92 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,474 If you're gonna Hang with steve, 93 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,809 You've gotta take The whole weird Bug collecting, 94 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,746 Cheese eating, Ha-ha-snort snortin' Package. 95 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,616 So you actually Think I should go To his polkapalooza? 96 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,819 Yes. And hopefully You will get Scared straight. 97 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,057 Now, let's see how Your hair turned out. 98 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,031 How's it look? 99 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,934 Festive. 100 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,537 Um, I'm just Gonna make a few Adjustments. 101 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,905 Oh, well, let me see. 102 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,707 Not yet. 103 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:07,675 Laura? 104 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,742 Yeah? 105 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,479 Girl, how close are we To st. Patrick's day? 106 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,381 What did you do? 107 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,682 [screams] 108 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,917 Girl, you know that Look good on you. 109 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,461 [knock on door] 110 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,463 Who's that Knocking at my door? 111 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:33,867 Huh? 112 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:36,069 Hey! Dad! Hey... 113 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,838 This is a surprise. Come on in. 114 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:38,739 Thanks. 115 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,873 Check it out. Check it out. 116 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,443 Well, so these are The new digs, huh? 117 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,077 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 118 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:47,047 This is the combination Living room, family Room, dining room, 119 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,549 Den, and library. 120 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:49,483 Hmm. 121 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,784 And what's back there? 122 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,086 Oh, that is The combination Bedroom, gym, 123 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,922 And telecommunications center. 124 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,056 Aha. 125 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,491 What do you think? 126 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,061 I think I arrested Somebody here once. I'm kidding. 127 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,329 No, I like it. I like it. 128 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,532 Hey, let's see this View you told me about. 129 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,834 Oh, yeah, yeah. 130 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,371 That's not a view. 131 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,541 Oh, yeah, it is. 132 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,875 Just lean Out of the window 133 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,610 And look all the way To your left. 134 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,946 2 of the bulls' Cheerleaders Live there. 135 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,015 Hmm? 136 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,317 Ohh... 137 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,753 Now, that's a view. 138 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,920 Huh? 139 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,288 Ha ha ha ha... 140 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,490 Hey, why don't you Take a break 141 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,391 And fix your old man Some lunch, huh? 142 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,893 Oh, why don't you Take off that jacket 143 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,228 And help your son Finish painting? 144 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,397 I like My idea better. 145 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,632 Oh, alright. 146 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,369 So, dad, how are Things at home? 147 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,071 Oh, fine. 148 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,839 Laura tried To kill max. 149 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,908 Well...Why? 150 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:48,742 I don't know. 151 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,512 Something About hair. 152 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,180 Those 2 Are always at it. 153 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,047 Well, you know How women are. 154 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,749 Mm-hmm. 155 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,518 They got to fuss About their hair, Their makeup... 156 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,587 If it ain't One thing, It's another. 157 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,560 Hey, 3j, What's happening? 158 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:09,663 Dang, man, what's up With that get-up? 159 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,067 Well, What's the matter? You don't like it? 160 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,169 Nope. 161 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,974 A brother Shouldn't be wearin' Old freaky drawers. 162 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:26,313 I cannot believe You're going out In public like that. 163 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,549 Oh, my gosh! 164 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,784 You are so right. 165 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,253 I'd be A laughingstock... 166 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,023 If I forgot my hat. 167 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,326 So where Are you going? 168 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,662 Oh. To the polkapalooza. 169 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,631 I was hoping to Take laura, but-- 170 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,699 She wouldn't be Caught dead there. 171 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,702 Exactly. 172 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,771 Well, hasta. 173 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,773 Laura: steve, wait. 174 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:55,743 Ohh! 175 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,145 Ach, du lieber Unguentine! 176 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,023 What a vision! 177 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,060 I feel like I'm the star of Heidi comes to harlem. 178 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,699 So does this mean You're going to the Polkapalooza with me? 179 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,768 I hope, I hope, I hope? 180 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,704 No. I'm auditioning To be the new St. Pauli girl. 181 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,072 Of course I'm going. 182 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,374 Alright! 183 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,742 But we're leaving Through the kitchen, 184 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:32,012 And I'm lying On the car floor While you drive. 185 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,315 Little boy... 186 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,652 Press that shutter, And I will personally Break you in half. 187 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:43,857 Oh, this could be The most wonderful Night of my life. 188 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,059 Or the most Embarrassing Of mine. 189 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:01,008 Welcome to My crib, baby. 190 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:01,909 Want a tour? 191 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:02,643 Sure. 192 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,745 Heh heh heh heh... 193 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,285 That was the first Part of the tour. 194 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,422 Oh, yeah? Well, am I The first visitor, Mr. Tour guide? 195 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,990 First and only, My dear. 196 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,226 Good answer. 197 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,130 Hit him, hit him, Hit him, hit him, ooh! 198 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,965 Ooh, ooh, ooh... 199 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:25,899 Dad? 200 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,967 Hey, son. 201 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,136 Hey, I got the fight On pay-per-view. 202 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,370 Come on, check it out. 203 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,006 Hi, greta. 204 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,675 Hi, mr. Winslow. 205 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,644 Yes! 206 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,512 Uh, dad, what Are you doing here? 207 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,048 Well, you told me To stop by anytime. 208 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,583 Right. Right. I guess I did, huh? 209 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:44,584 But, um, but-- 210 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,352 But what? 211 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,120 Well, uh, nothing. 212 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,123 Hey, greta, Come on over, Have a seat. 213 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,158 Come on. 214 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,192 Well, alright. 215 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,128 You look nice. 216 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,296 Thank you. 217 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,932 Hey, you know, This is gonna be Some great bout. 218 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,101 Hey, eddie, Why don't you Get us some drinks? 219 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,737 Now, welterweights Are up first. 220 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,938 See that guy there, Rivera? 221 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,207 Sometimes He fights southpaw. 222 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,776 You like southpaws, Greta, don't you? 223 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,678 Oh, yeah. Who doesn't? 224 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,347 Hey, Want a pretzel? 225 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,883 Well, alright. 226 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,251 Ooh! You see that? Look at that! 227 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,387 Ooh! Isn't he somethin'? 228 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,326 [polka music plays] 229 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:43,110 Welcome to paradise, Meine liebschen. 230 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,848 I was afraid I might Run into somebody I know, but... 231 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,818 No chance of that. 232 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,521 Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! 233 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,123 Stop the music! 234 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,490 Everybody, look! 235 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,427 Das ist steve urkel! 236 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,429 Jaaa! 237 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,668 Steven, my friend! 238 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,838 Vas is up mit you? 239 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,974 Oskar, please, don't Crease the lederhosen. 240 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,343 Hey, bro, Give me funf. 241 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,046 Oh, oskar... 242 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,084 This skinny bohonk Saved my life. 243 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:24,952 How? 244 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,653 It was nothing, Really. 245 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,721 Nothing? 246 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,923 He gave me the Heimlich maneuver 247 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:33,593 When I was Choking on a big Chunk of bratwurst. 248 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,996 I'll never forget What he said to me. 249 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,832 "Chew before You swallow." 250 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,200 Oh, ja. 251 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,172 [speaking german] 252 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:54,214 Oh, sorry. No habla german. 253 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,650 She's telling you I delivered her baby 254 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,921 On a hayride Last oktoberfest. 255 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,957 Steve, you delivered a baby And you never told me? 256 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,827 Well, it probably happened During that 15 year window 257 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,896 When you really Weren't speaking to me. 258 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,632 Ach! Wiener schnitzel For steven and his lady. 259 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,202 Wiener Schnitzel! Wiener Schnitzel! 260 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,976 Guten tag, steve. 261 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:27,680 Oh, is this your New little sweetie? 262 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,051 Laura winslow, Berta hofziggler. 263 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,821 Ooh, ow. Heh... 264 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,855 Good grip. 265 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,824 I work For zacky farms. 266 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,993 I'm a chicken Choker. 267 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,229 Go to school For that? 268 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,063 Uh, steve... 269 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,165 I cannot Thank you enough 270 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,968 For starting The inner-city Polka clinics. 271 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,003 Oh, it's no Biggie, berta. 272 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,672 Oh, it's a big biggie. 273 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,207 Now kids All over chicago 274 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,045 Are improving their Lives through polka. 275 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,415 Would you like to meet The treetop polka tykes? 276 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,151 Treetop polka tykes? 277 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,685 Jaaa... 278 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,187 Kommen sie, kinder. 279 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,023 Aww... Ohh... 280 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,925 Die kleine kinder. 281 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,394 I'm steve urkel. 282 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,429 I'm steve urkel. 283 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,532 I'm steve urkel. 284 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,968 Well, thank you, Kids. 285 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,569 Run along. Run along. 286 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,076 Steve, This is amazing. 287 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,177 You started A clinic? 288 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,012 Well, polka's Given me so much, 289 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,580 I just had to give Something back. 290 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,049 It started With the bavarian Meals on wheels... 291 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,986 Which led to A fund drive to buy More beer clocks, 292 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:42,990 And finally The inner-city Polka clinics. 293 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,824 Steve, you're Incredible. 294 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,228 Oh, no, I'm just An ordinary guy 295 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,464 In canvas pants With a crazy dream. 296 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,933 Oh, ho ho. 297 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,335 Don't let this one Get away. 298 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,469 He's a vinner! 299 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,906 Not the cheek, Not the cheek, Not the cheek... 300 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,541 *** 301 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,012 Ladies und gentlemen, 302 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,247 Put your mitts together 303 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:11,251 For stosh kibbitz Und the kibbitones! 304 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,888 *** 305 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,425 Und a special thank you 306 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:24,264 To anna berkholtz-chang For her sweet and sour Wiener schnitzel! 307 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:35,142 Und now I know We're all itching To polka till we plotz... 308 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,011 But first, 309 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,881 It's time to announce This year's king polka. 310 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,451 Past winners of this Prestigious award 311 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,420 Have been none other than Herman mueller, 312 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,122 Rolf hunsburger, 313 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,025 Und tony danza. 314 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,330 But this year I think it's fair to say 315 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,767 The award goes to the King polka of the decade-- 316 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,437 The only one to win Unanimousmously! 317 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,507 Steven q. Urkel! 318 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,211 *** 319 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,085 Oh... 320 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,220 Oh, this--oh... 321 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,323 Gee, this is an Incredible honor. 322 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:27,127 Oh, I just love being here With all my polka pals, 323 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,529 But what makes it Extra special 324 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:33,900 Is that tonight I'm here with The love of my life, 325 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,568 Laura winslow. 326 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,071 Ohh... Aw... 327 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,074 Laura, take a bow! 328 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,644 Steve, steve... 329 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,013 Kommen sie. 330 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,747 Dance with Your sweetie. 331 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,983 Ja! Ja! 332 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,352 Good idea, berta. 333 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,124 Laura, may I have This dance? 334 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,126 Steve, I don't know How to polka. 335 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,460 Just follow my lead 336 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,297 And let the accordion Sweep you away. 337 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,034 Hit it, stosh! 338 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,969 *** 339 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,738 Oh, my god. 340 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,673 Oh, my god. 341 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:47,907 What is it? 342 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,009 I'm actually Having fun. 343 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,433 Yes! And look, look, look! We got him on the ropes! 344 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,802 Give him a left! Give him a left! 345 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,205 Ooh! Give him A band-aid! 346 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,840 Ha ha ha! Isn't this great? 347 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,841 Oh, look, he's up again! 348 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,077 Yes! Yes! 349 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,146 Ooh! Boy, that boy's good! 350 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,214 Boy, did y'all see that? 351 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,381 Whoo! Ha ha... 352 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,950 Well, goodnight, Mr. Winslow. 353 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,352 It was nice Seeing you. 354 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,953 Oh. Greta, You're leaving. 355 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,388 But the fight Isn't over yet. 356 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:39,292 Oh, I'm sure There'll be Another one later. 357 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,961 Uh, baby, just--just-- Just wait one-- 358 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,131 Greta--don't. Wait. Hold on-- 359 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,099 Man, this boy's good. 360 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,335 You're missing The fight, man. Come on. 361 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,470 Dad, we need To talk. 362 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,373 Can't it wait Till after the fight? 363 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,407 [click] 364 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,543 I guess not. 365 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,579 Something wrong, son? 366 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,682 Dad, we--we got To talk about The apartment. 367 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,084 Edward, I think I know What's bothering you. 368 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,153 Oh, thank Goodness, dad, 369 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,654 Because I thought I'd have to-- 370 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,658 You know, it takes A big man to admit When he's wrong... 371 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,659 Yes, it does, dad. 372 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,627 And this man is wrong. 373 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,929 Thank goodness, dad, That you feel that way. 374 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:21,368 You know, at first I thought the yellow Paint wouldn't work. 375 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,705 But you know, it really Brightens the place up. 376 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,008 Uh, dad, That's not exactly What's bothering me. 377 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,510 Oh? 378 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,544 No. 379 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,182 L-look at this, dad. 380 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,985 This is your glass From lunch Yesterday. 381 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,920 And this... 382 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,255 This is The coffee mug 383 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,426 You used At breakfast 2 days ago. 384 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,428 Then this, Of course-- 385 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,097 Uh-huh, can't Forget about this-- 386 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,900 Is your plate From tonight. 387 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,202 Now... 388 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,271 What do all of these Things tell you? 389 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,640 You're way behind In your dishwashing. 390 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,578 Never mind. 391 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,184 Son, if you've got Something to say, 392 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,585 Just say it. 393 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,588 Okay. Here it is. 394 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,291 Look, dad, you know, These past few days, 395 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,126 We've been Spending a lot Of time together. 396 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,261 I mean, I've really Enjoyed myself. 397 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,129 It's been great. But, um... 398 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,998 The whole reason That I got This place 399 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,601 Was so that I could Be on my own. 400 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,673 Oh. 401 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,807 Oh. 402 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,444 Oh, now--now, Come on, don't Get mad, dad. 403 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,647 Oh, I'm--I'm mad, Alright. 404 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,516 Mad at myself. 405 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,321 Son, this is your place, And you have every right To your privacy. 406 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,624 I mean, the fact that You even have to Bring it up... 407 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,327 Oh, man... 408 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,163 You and greta Came up here To be alone, right? 409 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,198 Well--well, yeah. 410 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,934 Ah. Lucky I was here, huh? 411 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,102 Dad! 412 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,972 No, son. I'm just kidding. 413 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,443 Boy, I'm really Sorry, edward. 414 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,779 I feel like a fool. 415 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,481 Even worse, I feel Like an old fool. 416 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,650 Oh, now, dad, Don't feel that way. 417 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,552 Truth is... 418 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,088 I guess I wasn't Ready to let go. 419 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,956 But you know, son, 420 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,527 You're a grown man now, And I'm gonna have to Get used to that. 421 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,831 Well, dad, I want you to know 422 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,368 That you are More than welcome To stop on by anytime. 423 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,403 Just call me first. 424 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,004 Oh, I will. Heh heh heh... 425 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,439 Yeah, I will. 426 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,274 Hey, what do you say We finish watching The fight? 427 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,642 Ah, no, no. 428 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,744 I'm gonna Let you have your Place to yourself. 429 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,316 But you know, son, 430 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,651 I want to tell you, I'm really proud Of you. 431 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,019 This really is A great place. 432 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,322 Oh, thanks, dad. 433 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,490 Take it easy. 434 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,691 Hey, you know what? 435 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,961 I think I will watch The fight with you. 436 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:02,762 Come on. 437 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,863 Move over. 438 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,581 Steve? 439 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,516 Hmm? 440 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,051 You know, it's funny... 441 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,586 You had to Drag me down here, 442 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:31,223 But I ended up having One of the best times Of my life. 443 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,394 That's the magic Of polka. 444 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,867 Laura? 445 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,969 Hmm? 446 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,438 I love you. 447 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,210 Steve? 448 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,880 Hmm? 449 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,448 I love you, too.